A humorous visit to the doctors office

- You walk in and the receptionist gives you the stink eye

(So sorry for inconveniencing you by making you do your job).

- You get to hang out in the waiting room with all the sick people until it's an hour past your appointment time.

(So glad you had to get up two hours early to make it to your appointment on time. Amazing how if you're 10 minutes late your appointment gets cancelled, but the doctor can waltz in whenever they feel like it).

- You finally get called in and go through the torturous experience of being weighed. It turns out not being able to exercise anymore has made you gain weight! Who would've thought.

- You get to wait for another hour in the room. You're so bored you start listening to the doctors conversations with the people in the adjoining rooms. Hmm, I wonder if other people listen to your conversation with the doctor?

- By the time the doctor arrives you're a human popsicle because it's freaking 60 degrees in there.

(You may never wake up)

- The doctor breezes in and breezes out conveying as little information as possible while still managing to minimize your concerns and making you feel small.

(Yep, so glad you charged me $200 for that).

- You finally escape and though you no longer have your dignity you at least have your prescriptions filled.