Thursday, August 28, 2014

Chronic illness made me old



Theoretically I'm 30, but I'm really an 80 year old.

- My knees make loud creaking noises when I bend them, loud enough for other people to hear. Stairs are my nemesis. If I lived in a two story house I would need an elevator. 

- I was invited to a social gathering this week that started at 8:00 pm. I didn't go because it was too late. Sleeping is difficult for me and so it involves a long and tedious routine to prepare for it, which still doesn't always work. I have to start my routine around 9:00 if I want to get to bed at a decent time. I'm 30 years old and any activity that starts after 7:00 is too a late for me. It wasn't that long ago that my night started at 9:00 pm! 

- My hands are always shaking and I have a hard time gripping things. 

- I'm cranky and annoyed at people who are fit and active.

- I do yoga for old people because regular yoga is too hard on my joints. Seriously, it's called "Yoga for Arthritis." 

- I wear arthritis gloves to help with the pain of using my hands. Yep, a 30 year old wearing arthritis gloves. I've always wanted to be a trendsetter. 

- I have no brain power thanks to fibro fog/ lyme brain and so it is difficult for me to grasp new concepts, especially new technology. This is what I get for being frustrated at old people who couldn't learn how to double click when I taught a community computer class. Now I'm the one complaining they changed Windows again and I can't figure out how to do anything. 

- Loud noises give me headaches and cause sensory issues. I want to yell at the obnoxious teenagers that live on our street and blast their horrible music. Stupid young people. 

4 comments:

  1. I hear ya! Maybe we can tape the sound of our creaking knees ( my ankles, hips and shoulders too) and put together a symphonic treasure. My creaking knees were not ideal for a night nurse to have. Oh the stories!

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    1. Wow, I can't imagine being a nurse when you have knee problems, that's amazing you were able to do that!

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  2. I'm 31 and I feel the same way. I crack and pop all day long...

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  3. LOL. I'm 38 and feel the same. However, I've found that even my healthy friends the same age won't go out after 7. If we aren't already out eating dinner by 7 there's no way we are leaving the house that late.

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